Dumb Laws

These are all real laws that used to be enforced.

• It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
• You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
• Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
• Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
• Women may not drive in a house coat.
• In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
• Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
• Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
• Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
• Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.
• You may not fish on a camel's back.
• One may not sniff glue.
• Throwing eggs at a public speaker could result in up to one year in prison.
• After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up.