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Dumb Laws
These are all real laws that used to be enforced in US cities.
For more dumb laws, go to dumblaws.com.
- It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
- You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
- Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
- Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
- Women may not drive in a house coat.
- In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
- Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
- Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
- Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
- Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.
- You may not fish on a camel's back.
- One may not sniff glue.
- Throwing eggs at a public speaker could result in up to one year in prison.
- After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up.
- It’s illegal to take a lion to the movies.
- It’s forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.
- It is illegal to attach a vending machine to a utility pole without prior consent from the utility company.
- Changing into or out of a bathing suit in a public restroom is prohibited.
- During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.
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